February 2012
I like watching my cat hunt
My neighbor keeps having kids so she doesn’t have to work. Some people just shouldn’t be parents.
I would like to clear things up about dating
I don’t actually know a whole lot about it.. Was wondering if people could send me some guidelines even..?
My extentions are redder than my hair :/
questionsss? no..?
oh okay.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, Moths might get in and eat my clothes..
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
No? ruuuuude.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I have not.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I don’t really use them enough to know?
6: Do you...
I feel so satisfied with my life when I find out another girl I hated from my old highschool is pregnant, fucking hell your lives are over. Dickheads.
I am convinced that there isn’t someone out there capable of dealing with the colossal assfuckery that I am. I let my guard down way to early and they see what I’m really like and just simply leave.
dickhead.
Its a bit past my bedtime.. OH! m&m’s >:3
was thinking of getting my bridge re-pierced. I can just wear fake reading glasses at work to hide it. they’ll never know.
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You’re all the fucking same, I hope the works explodes and you all die.
blergh I need smokes fuck. must quit.
Sometimes its easier to face your problems head on.
Rather than fix the problems
They never solve them
It makes no sense at all..
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I hope she breaks your heart,
I hope it hurts so bad that you can’t breathe. You’ll feel it rip through your chest like you’ve just been hit by a truck. You’ll never ever be the same. That’s what you did to me and thats all you deserve, what goes around comes around my friend.
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I’ve got to stop filling the void
If Josh Ramsay walked past me in the street I would jump on him and kidnap him, I’d build a basement to keep him in and he would sing to me everyday and id never ever let him go. He is the most attractive person in the world.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Me: Oh fuck, lag. oh fuck, dead. gotta run all the way back to corpse. SUCH A WASTE OF TIME. Shittttt lvl?? bloodelf dk - getthefuck awaaay from my corpse D: res, leg it & no, i do not want another guild invite. go away. Oh shit, anal chat again? Okay, random bg time. FOR THE ALLIANCE, DEATH TO THE HORDE. 2 seconds, dead again. AH FUCKING TWINK ROGUES. fuck this. alt+f5.
I’m so tired, I’ve had enough.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s you’ll always get burned but you’ll never give it up
I like my women like I like my coffee...
edwardianfred:
Trying to sleep off the exhaustion of being tattooed. It’s not working :/
I’ve really been on a bender and it shows
This guilt could fill a fucking sea
juvenilehatespeak asked: ur da best gal!